The Forest is famed for not having many trees (“forest”, legend has it, originally meant hunting reserve) and being home to Pooh Bear. It also has scary-looking spiders in droves.
Romney Marsh is even bleaker. Conveniently located right next to Dungeness nuclear power station, its key features are barren grasslands, a James Bond lighthouse, delapidated dwellings and wooden shacks lovingly-erected in the much-admired American midwest ghost town style, and a very long beach. Oh, and an army firing range.